It's Worse than that, it's Life Jim!
Subtitled: The Bible According to Robert Crowther
Or: The Piano's Revenge
Or: A Good Excuse to Write a lot of Wholly Stupid Short Stories
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In this section is a collection of stories I wrote while doing my GCSEs (about age 14-15). Literally while doing my GCSEs - they were mostly written in classes where I should have been paying more attention to other things and then peer reviewed at lunchtime. They are in the style of a sort of fairy tale lovechild of Douglas Adams and Monty Python.
Cover illustration courtesy of Wyrmworld