The Penny Trilogy - 3
A Day in the Life of a Small, Brown, Furry Creature who Lives in a Hairdressers
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Once-upon-a-time, not so long ago, there was a small, brown, furry creature. He lived in a hairdressers. It was a very cheap hairdressers. Lots of people with incredibly greasy hair came to get very cheap haircuts. This annoyed the small, brown, furry creature who couldn't stand all the greasy hair. He decided to go outside.
He stepped outside and dragged himself through Mr. Big's guts, which were still all over the pavement, rotting away happily. The small, brown, furry creature stood in some bird deposit which was bubbling away on the pavement in the hot sun. As he removed the bird deposit from his small, brown, furry feet a large, black, flat foot landed on him and removed his brain from his skull, making a loud squelching noise.
A large piano suddenly appeared on the man's head. The man did not notice. A ten ton weight appeared on top of the piano. The man did notice. The man disappeared with a loud squelching noise. A small, brown, furry creature appeared from the pool of smelly matter that used to be the man with the flat feet. It was the reincarnation of the other small, brown, furry creature.
The small, brown, furry creature stood in some bird deposit which was bubbling away in the hot sun. As he removed the bird deposit from his small, brown, furry feet a large, black, flat foot landed on him and removed his brain from his skull...