Writing

In this section is a collection of writing, mostly from my high school years (before formal education crushed my spirit etc.).

Haikus: Some Haikus I wrote for my third year English (that would be at about age 13)
The Adventures of Erwin Earwax: Space Pirate: This was going to be a swashbuckling space adventure in the style of Douglas Admas and/or Terry Pratchett, as you can see I got all of seven paragraphs into it, not sure exactly when but it was in the same box as my school stuff so approx 12-14
It's Worse than that, It's Life Jim!: A collection of stories I wrote while doing my GCSEs (about age 14-15). Literally while doing my GCSEs - they were mostly written in classes where I should have been paying more attention to other things and then peer reviewed at lunchtime. They are in the style of a sort of fairy tale lovechild of Douglas Adams and Monty Python.